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	08-03-2009 01:50 PM #1 Top Ten hint's.......... Top Ten hint's..........
 
 TOP TEN INDICATORS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED TO OBAMACARE:
 
 
 
 
 (10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.
 
 (9) Directions to your doctor’s office include “Take a left when you enter the trailer park.”
 
 (8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.
 
 (7) The only proctologist in the plan is “Gus” from Roto-Rooter.
 
 (6) The only item listed under Preventive Care Coverage is “an apple a day..”
 
 (5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.
 
 (4) “The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges,” is not a typographical error.
 
 (3) The only expense covered 100% is “embalming.”
 
 (2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M’s on them.
 
 AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU’VE JOINED OBAMACARE:
 (1) You ask for Viagra and they give you a Popsicle stick and Duct Tape
 
 
 
 
  .........D .........DIf I go to sleep........The clown's will eat me!! 
 Hmmmm.......24 hour's in a day......24 beer's in a case. Coincidence?..... I think not!.
 
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	08-03-2009 06:47 PM #2
 Good one DHOTROD,,,,,,,, ya ought to send it off to Letterman!! 
 Or, is that where it came from? 
 Larry M.Last edited by Larry M; 08-03-2009 at 06:49 PM. Every Day I Wake Up Above Ground Is a Good Day!! 
 






 
		
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