Ah yes, the thrills of home ownership.

After putting in "low" buck items like a new septic tank, town water, a new furnace, a new driveway, a 2 car garage, a full length dormer my (ex) wife had a better idea. Let's move.

I have since traded that second house, cars and her for much better units. I have 3 garage stalls(OK), town water(good), sewer(very good) plus natural gas for heat(excellent) and a wife that doesn't bitch(well not too much)(extremely excellent)

Additionally, I no longer have a @#$% swimming pool(good) nor a 30x45 pole barn(very bad) or 7 acres of grass to mow(good) with this current house.