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03-14-2008 08:07 AM #1
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I finally found a health practioner..........
.............who makes sense. Here's how the session went;
HEALTH QUESTION & ANSWER SESSION
Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this
true?
A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it...don't
waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your
heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend
the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.
Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?
A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat?
Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more
than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need
grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable).
And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended
daily allowance of vegetable products.
Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine,
that means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more
of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. Bottoms up!
Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
A: Well, if you have a body and you have body fat, your ratio is one
to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.
Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular
exercise program?
A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain...Good
Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?
A: YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!! Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil.
In fact they're permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be
bad for you?
Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around
the middle?
A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger.
You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.
Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: Are you crazy? HELLO .... Cocoa Beans ... another vegetable!!
It's the best feel-good food around!
Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.
Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle?
A: Hey! 'Round' is a shape!Your Uncle Bob, Senior Geezer Curmudgeon
It's much easier to promise someone a "free" ride on the wagon than to urge them to pull it.
Luck occurs when preparation and opportunity converge.
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03-14-2008 08:11 AM #2
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Yep. Eat right....Excercise......still die.Sometimes NOW are the "good old days"...
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03-14-2008 08:12 AM #3
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A good find...............
Down The Two Lane Blacktop. 
Old Skool Is Kool....
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03-14-2008 08:19 AM #4
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eventualy-_-_-.... your still gona still gona----die?Francis Blake Its not an opinion I am just right (I wish)
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03-14-2008 09:10 AM #5
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Bob. That doctors name wasn't Kevorkian was it?
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03-14-2008 09:24 AM #6
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No, it was Dupre!
Your Uncle Bob, Senior Geezer Curmudgeon
It's much easier to promise someone a "free" ride on the wagon than to urge them to pull it.
Luck occurs when preparation and opportunity converge.
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03-14-2008 10:44 AM #7
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Damn, I wouldl have sworn that was Doctor Demented.
Bob
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail....but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying..."Damn....that was fun!
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03-14-2008 03:17 PM #8
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Originally Posted by mopar34
Damn, I wouldl have sworn that was Doctor Demented.
Wasn't he on KMET in Ca?
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03-14-2008 08:55 PM #9
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That was syndicated goofball radio host "Dr. Demento". Don't know what ever happened to him but I miss listening to his show. Always had those crazy songs you'd never hear anywhere else!
If its not worth doing right, its not worth doing... Donny, MaxxMuscle Custom Painting
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03-14-2008 10:53 AM #10
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Bob, Originally Posted by Bob Parmenter
No, it was Dupre!
I'm not sure; but, I think I know how she paid for medical school.....
Sometimes NOW are the "good old days"...
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03-15-2008 04:42 AM #11
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Some very good health care information Don and Bob!!!!! If McCain wins, maybe he'll bring over some of the Doc's he had at the Hanoi Hilton?????Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, Live for Today!
Carroll Shelby
Learning must be difficult for those who already know it all!!!!
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03-15-2008 10:57 AM #12
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im thinkin that would be better than the one that gave hillary her sex change operation Originally Posted by Dave Severson
Age and treachery will always overcome youth and enthusiasm.
Kenny
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03-15-2008 02:53 PM #13
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Hilary and sex...... What a terrible combination of words....... Originally Posted by flh4speed
im thinkin that would be better than the one that gave hillary her sex change operation Why do ya think Bill messes around??????
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, Live for Today!
Carroll Shelby
Learning must be difficult for those who already know it all!!!!
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03-15-2008 05:12 PM #14
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Kind of a cooincidence cause I got me a new doctor too. What does Ooooga Looga Looga bad joojoo mean? I just told him "no, I was a Catholic."
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03-15-2008 05:40 PM #15
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Literally translated that would be----Take two aspirin and call me in the morning.... Originally Posted by Corvette64
Kind of a cooincidence cause I got me a new doctor too. What does Ooooga Looga Looga bad joojoo mean? I just told him "no, I was a Catholic."Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, Live for Today!
Carroll Shelby
Learning must be difficult for those who already know it all!!!!
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