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    Bob. That doctors name wasn't Kevorkian was it?

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    No, it was Dupre!
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    Damn, I wouldl have sworn that was Doctor Demented.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mopar34
    Damn, I wouldl have sworn that was Doctor Demented.

    Wasn't he on KMET in Ca?

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    That was syndicated goofball radio host "Dr. Demento". Don't know what ever happened to him but I miss listening to his show. Always had those crazy songs you'd never hear anywhere else!
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    ...........and, on a related note:


    Top 30 Signs You've Joined a Cheap HMO (adult)



    1. Pedal-powered dialysis machines.
    2. Use of antibiotics deemed an "unauthorized experimental procedure"
    3. Head-wound victim in the waiting room is on the last chapter of "War and Peace"
    4. You ask for Viagra. You get a popsicle stick and duct tape.
    5. Annual breast exam conducted at Hooters.
    6. Exam room has a tip jar.
    7. You swear you saw salad tongs and a crab fork on the instrument tray just before the anesthesia kicked in.
    8. "Will you be paying in eggs or pelts?"
    9. Tight budget prevents acquisition of separate rectal thermometers.
    10. "Take two leeches and call me in the morning"
    11. The company logo features a hand squeezing a bleeding turnip.
    12. Tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicle.
    13. Covered postnatal care consists of leaving your baby on Mia Farrow's doorstep.
    14. Radiation treatment for cancer patients requires them to walk around with a postcard from Chernobyl in their pocket.
    15. "Pre-natal vitamin" prescription is a box of Tic-Tacs.
    16. Chief Surgeon graduated from University of Benihana.
    17. Directions to your doctor's office include, "take a left when you enter the trailer park"
    18. Doctor listens to your heart through a paper towel tube.
    19. Only item listed under Preventive Care feature of coverage is "an apple a day."
    20. Only participating Physicians are Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine.
    21. Only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.
    22. Plan covers only "group" gynecological exams.
    23. Preprinted prescription pads that say "Walk it off, you sissy."
    24. To avoid a time consuming and expensive throat culture, the doctor just French kisses you.
    25. Recycled bandages.
    26. You can get your flu shot as soon as "the" hypodermic needle is dry.
    27. Your "primary care physician" is wearing the pants you gave to goodwill last month.
    28. 24-hour claims line is 1-800-TUF-LUCK
    29. Costly MRI equipment efficiently replaced by an oversized 2-sided copier.
    30. Enema? The lavatory faucet swivels to face upward.

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    Don
    that's not economy care, that's what we offer as premium service at the hospital!
    Seriously, our medical patients have better coverage than most of our insured patients!
    we have a police officer paying copayments on his premium of approximately 20% of the daily bill in the intensive care nursery. Right next to his kid, is a illegal alien, getting treated for three weeks, prematurity, free of charge.
    National health care for nationals now!
    Loved the above analogies!
    We got bitched out last week for sending some moms home,since their rooms were needed by patients in labor. These moms get room and meals free as long as their kids are in our nursery, unless we run out of space for patients (rooms are spare patient rooms) and then we can't provide this service until our sensus dies down. So we had a baby boom and had to send all our rooming in moms home for 1 day. You would never believe the garbage they said to us. We were being prejedous for sending them home! We gave crappy care! The next day when the rooms opened up, the pretended we were great and that nothing was ever said!
    It cracks me up, we are one of the only northern california hospitals to provide a free rooming in and meals service to moms, on an as availible room status, and these people are jumping down our necks for not giving them a free room and meals, because other patients actualy need them. All on welfare, by the way, not one of the insured patient's mom's compl ained, just the illegals, and unemployeed on welfare!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bob Parmenter
    No, it was Dupre!
    Bob,

    I'm not sure; but, I think I know how she paid for medical school.....
    Sometimes NOW are the "good old days"...

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