Thread: Strange but true

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Same here. some women make me embarassed

Yep, I was given that ultimatum by the last two women in my life........boy, I sure do miss their cooking.

My last Girlfriend started pulling that one on me, so I told her "I'll be out in 10 days" and I was. I didn't tell her what to do with her money, and she sure as h*** wasn't gonna tell me what to do with mine.

When you start being whipped like that it never ends.

Don

Funny, I've had 2 wives and they have never given me any ultimatums. Between the 2 wives, I've had several girlfriends and they always let me do what I wanna do. Just lucky, I guess.

Rick

My wife left me... I don't understand.
After the last child was born, she told me we had to cut back on expenses - I had to give up drinking beer.
I was not a big drinker, maybe a 12-pack on weekends.
Anyway, I gave it up but I noticed the other day when she came home from grocery shopping. The receipt included $45 in makeup.
I said, "Wait a minute I've given up beer and you haven't given up anything!"
She said, "I buy that makeup for you, so I can look pretty for you."
I told her, "Hell, that's what the beer was for!"
I don't think she'll be back