Quote Originally Posted by colorado815
KANSAS POEM


It's winter in Kansas
And the gentle breezes blow
Seventy miles an hour
At twenty-five below.

Oh, how I love Kansas
when the snow's up to your butt
You take a breath of winter
And your nose gets frozen shut.

Yes, the weather here is wonderful
So I guess I'll hang around
I could never leave Kansas
'Cause I'm frozen to the ground!!



What is it they say??
Kansas sucks and Oklahoma blows??