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    Talking Kansas Poem

     



    KANSAS POEM


    It's winter in Kansas
    And the gentle breezes blow
    Seventy miles an hour
    At twenty-five below.

    Oh, how I love Kansas
    when the snow's up to your butt
    You take a breath of winter
    And your nose gets frozen shut.

    Yes, the weather here is wonderful
    So I guess I'll hang around
    I could never leave Kansas
    'Cause I'm frozen to the ground!!



    Down The Two Lane Blacktop.

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    Ahhh, Kansas. Heard a couple of guys at the window the other day with the snow coming down sideways. One said to the other, "It'll be still & clear by 5." Getting no immediate response but a sideways glance from his buddy, he went on, "Yep, still snowing, and clear up to your butt!!"

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    Might as well be South Dakota, same weather we've been having!!!!!! My partner has promised that when it warms up this time it's going to stay warm and be Spring..... I told him if he's wrong it would be grounds for a public lynching at the big tree on the courthouse lawn!!!!!!!!
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    Wow, with weather like that.....I'm glad I'm in Cali......It got up to a chilly 78 here today
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    Quote Originally Posted by ceh383
    Wow, with weather like that.....I'm glad I'm in Cali......It got up to a chilly 78 here today

    Grrrrrr..... Just had to say that to cheer me up, huh???? Castaic, just at the bottom of Grapevine, isn't it????
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave Severson
    Grrrrrr..... Just had to say that to cheer me up, huh???? Castaic, just at the bottom of Grapevine, isn't it????
    Yep, on the south side....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave Severson
    Might as well be South Dakota, same weather we've been having!!!!!! My partner has promised that when it warms up this time it's going to stay warm and be Spring..... I told him if he's wrong it would be grounds for a public lynching at the big tree on the courthouse lawn!!!!!!!!
    I can't bear the cold. I was a line-man for 8 years. Climbed many a pole in 34 degree weather with the rain coming down. Glad to be inside now. If it weren't for the cold....I'd live in Colorado. Arkansas really isn't too cold. Hats off to you Dave. Its a wonder you still have all your fingers. My dad was born and raised in the Duluth area. He's told me stories about the cold. Brrrrrr!

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    Thought so... I stopped there for fuel once on my way from Pomona to Portland.... Think we passed about 100 big trucks on the way up grapevine, and got passed by about 300 going down the other side!!!!!!!
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    Yeah, I know what you mean. Too many trucks around here, they have a 40mph speed limit now coming down the hill....Lots of smoking breaks.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorado815
    KANSAS POEM


    It's winter in Kansas
    And the gentle breezes blow
    Seventy miles an hour
    At twenty-five below.

    Oh, how I love Kansas
    when the snow's up to your butt
    You take a breath of winter
    And your nose gets frozen shut.

    Yes, the weather here is wonderful
    So I guess I'll hang around
    I could never leave Kansas
    'Cause I'm frozen to the ground!!



    What is it they say??
    Kansas sucks and Oklahoma blows??

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    Yep, we have the same in the great state of NY . Rain,freezing rain, snow, snow, cold,cold Is there any states that are warm in the winter besides Flordia, Arizonia, California? I thought because of the climate changes that we would become warmer in the winter, but it's just not happening. Every winter my body says to go south or somewhere where it's warmer. To many joints are screamiig out with pain.
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    Quote Originally Posted by erik erikson
    What is it they say??
    Kansas sucks and Oklahoma blows??

    No more like Nebraska blows and Oklahoma sucks. Course Texas is the bottom feeder............



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    Stovebolter I left Ar. about 8 months back. Ya it gets cold but nothing like the flat land of Kansas.



    Down The Two Lane Blacktop.

    Old Skool Is Kool....


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    Hey, cheer up, you've got flood season to look forward too, and tornados!

    The Solomon river flooded bad in the mid '50's, I can remember the mark on grandads wall at just over 6'.
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    Only thing I can add to this conversation is that I glad you didn't send any of that crap to Pennsylvania. We got the damaging winds, but not the little white and irriatating flakes. At least not where I am.

    I do feel sorry for all those who live west of me though.
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