they call me ?

my new on line friends call me hoss.my regular friends call me bob. my mother called me son. my dad called me mistake. mistake !! get out there in the yard and dig up that stump boy.my boss calls me chief (calls everybody chief . not good with names) my son doesnt call me anything. hase`nt spoken to me in three years. my ex wife calls me #$%@ sweet lady she is .