Well, I finally did it. picked up my hearing aids today.

The latest, digital, behind the ear models. Cost more than my first new car!!

Now when I wake up I add a partial denture, glasses and hearing aids.

I feel like a walking junkyard of replacement human parts.

Sure, I can hear and see and chew my food, but maintenance costs are esculating!!

My wife may decide I'm too costly to maintain and trade me in for a newer model.