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10-21-2007 07:20 PM #15
Those are some great courses, but I have learned, after 29 years of marriage, how to reduce my class times.
1. Get an icemaker or buy bags. Lose the trays.
2. I load the toilet paper 90% of the time.
3. Yes it is possible, but not as much fun.
4. Get everybody their own hamper. I still use the floor until wash day and then throw in my hamper (basket).
5. Get a dish washer. Now argument is which way dishes go in to it.
6. Never ever give up the remote. I sit on it to avoid loss.
7. Learn to leave things in one place only. This course may help.
8.Just do it. Works everytime. Especially, helpful in event of #13
9.Got a GPS to avoid embarassing questions.
10.Take this course if you have loose lips or tend to giggle.
11. Dont' go there. Differences can not be spoken out loud without death threats.
12. Simply agree to go, then disappear. Or go and then head for Autozone. You won't be asked again.
13.Just forget one, and you won't forget another. No class needed.
14.I mastered this while still a bachelor. No course needed.
Last edited by mopar34; 10-21-2007 at 07:22 PM.
Bob
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