i have a couple of solutions if anyone is enterested ..

Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and
Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? --- Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

solution: i told the wife i would be more than happy to just start peeing
in her sink if she had a problem with the above!!
responce: she said never mind about the seat

Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor ---
Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturday at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

solution: i told her "im a guy" who cares about clean clothes? and that
i dont smell anything even if she thinks she does.
respounce: dont worry about the clothes thingy.

Class 5
After Dinner Dishes --- Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM .

solution: i told her the dogs do a fine job of cleaning up plates
respounce: nevermind!

the rest yall are on your own!