A husband went to the police station to file a "missing person" report for his missing wife:

Husband: "I lost my wife, she went shopping & hasn't come back yet."
Inspector: "What is her height?"
Husband: "I never checked."
Inspector "Slim or healthy?"
Husband: "Not slim, she can be healthy."
Inspector: "Color of eyes?"
Husband: "Never noticed".
Inspector: "Color of hair?"
Husband: "Changes according to season".
Inspector: "What was she wearing?"
Husband: "Not sure. It may have been a dress or maybe a suit."
Inspector: "Was she driving?"
Husband: "Yes".
Inspector: "Tell me the type & color of the car?"
Husband: "A black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. It has full LED headlights,which use light emitting diodes for all light functions. It has a very thin scratch on the front left door".….and then the husband started crying...

Inspector: "Don't worry sir,..We'll find your car"
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