Thread: the Official CHR joke page duel

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There's a new store in NYC called The HUSBAND Store. There is an elegant Lobby and six floors in the store, the sole purpose of the store is for a woman to shop for and select a husband from stock, and the value increases as one goes up, floor by floor. The elevator rises one floor at a time, and one cannot go back down, only up, but they can get off at any floor by pressing the DOOR OPEN button. Once open, the customer MUST exit and cannot get back on the elevator. The Lobby has a waiting area with an information desk and a Check In where a customer must verify that they are single, and that they intend to select a husband from the eligible candidates in stock.
A woman enters The HUSBAND Store, askes a few questions at the info desk, proceeds to verify her status and approaches the elevator which goes up one floor.
The sign at Floor 1 says "These Men have jobs." That's important, she thinks, but I've got to see Floor 2 and pushes the UP button.

The sign at Floor 2 - "These Men have jobs and love kids." OK, those are both good things! But I really think I need to see Floor 3.

The sign at Floor 3 - "These Men have jobs, love kids and are drop dead good looking." OK this is getting pretty good, and I probably should check the stock, but I've gotta see Floor 4.

The sign at Floor 4 - "These Men have jobs, love kids, are drop dead good looking and help with housework each week." How can it be better?? But there are 2 more floors, I've got to look!!

The sign at Floor 5 - "These Men have jobs, love kids, are drop dead good looking, help with housework each week, and have a very active romantic streak." OK, this just about has to be IT!! She started to hit the OPEN button, but then paused and thought, Each floor has been better than the last, and I can't settle for less than the best. Floor 6!!

The door opened at Floor 6 - "You are Customer 31,013,456 to Floor #6. There are NO Men on this floor, and NO Customers have exited at Floors 1 through 5. The sole purpose of this floor is to prove that women simply cannot be pleased!! Please reenter the elevator to be taken to the EXIT."