one morning a blind bunny was hopping down a bunny trail when he tripped over a large snake and fell kerplop right on his twitchy little nose.
"Oh please excuse me," said the bunny, "I didn't mean to trip over you, but I'm blind and can't see."
"That's perfectly all right," replied the snake. "It was my fault, I didn't mean to trip you, but I'm blind too and I didn't see you coming. By the way, what kind of animal are you?"

"Well I don't really know," said the bunny...I'm blind and I've never seen myself. Maybe you could examine me and find out."
So the snake felt the bunny all over, and he said "Well you're soft and cuddly, and you have long silky ears, a little fluffy tail and a dear twitchy nose...you must be a bunny rabbit!"
The bunny said "I can't thank you enough. But by the way what kind of animal are you?"
The snake replied that he didn't know either and the bunny agreed to examine him, and when the bunny had finished, the snake said, "Well what kind of animal am I?"
The bunny had felt the snake all over, and he replied, "You're cold, you're slippery, and you have no balls...you must be a politician..."
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