A Kiwi girl married a Spanish man and went to live in Spain.
She can't speak Spanish so every time she goes to the market to buy Chicken legs she would lift her skirt and show her thighs to the seller so he would understand her.
One day she wanted to buy bananas, so she asked her husband to come to the market with her...






Because her husband speaks Spanish.
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Gee, you've got a dirty mind...