A man was called in for an audit by Inland Revenue.
He asked his accountant for advice on what to wear.
"Wear your worst clothing and an old pair of shoes. Let them think you are a pauper." The accountant replied.
Then he asked his lawyer the same question, but got the opposite advice. "Don't let them intimidate you. Wear your best suit and expensive tie."
Confused, the man went to his minister, told him the conflicting advice and asked him what should he do.
"Let me tell you a story." Replied the minister.
"A woman about to be married asked her mother for advice on what to wear on her wedding night."
Her mother told her to wear a heavy, long, flannel nightgown that goes right up to your neck and wool socks.
But when she asked her best friend, she got conflicting advice. Her friend to her to wear her hottest negligee with a V Neck right down to her navel."
The man protested. "But what does this have to do with my Inland Revenue audit?"

The Minister replied, "It doesn't matter what you wear, you're still going to get screwed."