Technical computer terms for farmers.

Log on: when you want to make the house warmer.

Log off: Timberrrrrrr!

Mega Hertz: when you are not careful getting the firewood.

Lap top: where the cat sleeps.

Byte: what mosquitos do.

Modem: what I did to the hay fields.

Keyboard: where the keys hang.

Mouse: little critters that eat the grain in the shed.