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01-03-2024 08:41 PM #11
Technical computer terms for farmers.
Log on: when you want to make the house warmer.
Log off: Timberrrrrrr!
Mega Hertz: when you are not careful getting the firewood.
Lap top: where the cat sleeps.
Byte: what mosquitos do.
Modem: what I did to the hay fields.
Keyboard: where the keys hang.
Mouse: little critters that eat the grain in the shed.johnboy
Mountain man. (Retired.)
Some mistakes are too much fun to be made only once.
I don't know everything about anything, and I don't know anything about lots of things.
'47 Ford sedan. 350 -- 350, Jaguar irs + ifs.
'49 Morris Minor. Datsun 1500cc, 5sp manual, Marina front axle, Nissan rear axle.
'51 Ford school bus. Chev 400 ci Vortec 5 sp manual + Gearvendors 2sp, 2000 Chev lwb dually chassis and axles.
'64 A.C. Cobra replica. Ford 429, C6 auto, Torana ifs, Jaguar irs.





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