Quote Originally Posted by johnboy View Post
Wife: "Honey did you find the shampoo?"

Husband: "Yes but it's for dry hair and I'd already put mine under the shower."
I had a different problem. Shampoo in the shower, suds cascading over my body and I see on the label in bold text, "Builds Extra Body and Volume With Every Use!" No wonder I can't drop the extra weight!! I dumped the stuff down the drain and switched to DAWN Diswashing Soap that promises "Dissolves Fat Fast!" Problem solved!!