A woman goes to the doctor all black and blue ...

Doctor: "What happened to you?"

Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk on beer he beats me to a pulp."

Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that. When your husband comes home drunk on Beer, just take a glass of sweetened tea and start swishing it in your mouth but don't swallow.. Just keep swishing and swishing until he goes to bed in his Beer stupor.

Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.

Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea. Every time my husband came home drunk on Beer, I swished with sweetened tea. I swished and swished, and he didn't touch me!"

Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?"