A Catholic nun jumped into a cab, told the cabbie her destination and off they went. About 10 minutes into the ride, the cabbie said, "I've always wanted to kiss a nun, would it be possible to give you a little kiss?" The nun thought about it for awhile and told the cabbie he could, but only if he met two conditions. She asked him if he was single and if he was catholic, the cabbie said yes to both questions. He pulled the cab over to the curb and the nun laid a kiss on him that was enough to curl his toenails! He started driving again and told the nun, "I have to confess, I'm not really single and I'm not really catholic". The nun responded, "That's ok, I'm not really a nun, my name is Steve and I'm on my way to a Halloween party". Moral of the story, be careful what you wish for!