Johnny is playing at the curb with turpentine, lighting it and watching it burn. Along comes Pastor Fuzz, he asks, what are you playing with Johnny? Turpentine answers Johnny. Oh, says the good Pastor you shouldn't be playing with that stuff. Why not says Johnny? You could get burned pretty bad with that stuff. Well, what should I play with? Holy water says the good Pastor. What'll that do asks Johnny? If you rub it on a woman's tummy she'll pass a baby. Heck, that ain't nuttin says Johnny you rub this on a cats behind and it'll pass a motorcycle.