Walking Downtown . . .. . .

So, I was walking downtown and I saw that there was a "Muslim Book Store."
I was wondering what exactly was in a Muslim book store, so I went in.

As I was wandering around taking a look, the clerk gave me the stink eye,
but asked if he could help me.

I imagine I didn't look like his normal clientele, so I asked, "Do you have
a copy of Donald Trump's book on his U.S. immigration policy regarding
Muslims and illegal aliens?"

The clerk said, "Kiss my ass, get out, and stay out!"

I said, "Yes, that's the one! Do you have it in paperback?"


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