Once there was a young man who had decided that he wanted to become a monk, he walked up the mountain and knocked on the massive door, and when the head Monk answered, he told him why he'd come. The head monk told him it took 20 years but he still wanted to do it, so after some rituals, the head monk told him, You have to take a vow of silence for 5 years, then when you come to me you can say 2 words Only. Well at the end of 5 years the young man came down and said, "FOOD COLD" !
The monk told him to go away and do not speak for another 5 years, so he left, Finally after the second 5 years he was allowed to say 2 more words,,, he said "BED HARD"! The monk explained that they All sleep on the same kind of bed and sent him away for a 3rd 5 years with no talking, the young man thought he's Never get through the next 5 years but he made it, and upon meeting with the Monk, his 2 words were "I QUIT"! to which the Monk replied,,,,,, "Well I'm Not surprised, You ain't done nothing but Bitch since you Got here" !!!!!!
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