An elderly lady, stopped to drive into a parking space when a young man in his brand new BMW drove around her and parked in the space that she had been waiting for. She was so angered that she approached the young fellow and stated, through gritted teeth, 'I was about to park there.'

The man looked at her with disdain and replied, "That's what you can do when you're young and bright."

This annoyed her even more, so she got back in her car, backed it up and then she stamped on the accelerator and rammed straight into his BMW.

The young man came back to his car and found a note, "This is what you can do when you're old and rich."