Guy walks into a bar and see's a horse in the corner and a jar on the table with cash in it. The man ask's the bartender "What's this?" and he replies "It's a game. If you can make the horse laugh you win the cash." The guy orders a beer, sits at the bar, and observes for awhile. Meanwhile, man after man fail at making the horse laugh. He finaly gets up, puts his $1 in the jar and whispers in the horses ear. The horse erupts with laughter while the bartender stands in amazement. The man finishes his beer, grabs the jar and starts to leave. The bartender stops him and say's "If you can make 'em cry I'll double the $$." The man thinks for a minute and gladly accepts. He walks over to the horse, again he whispers in the horses ear, the horse looks down and this time it breaks down sobbing uncontrolably. The man grabs the jar and starts to walk out but the bartender stops him."Hey mister, what did ya say to that there horse"?? The man replied "The first time I told him my 'Johnson' was bigger than his'. "And the second time?' asked the bartender. "I showed it to him"!