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Apologies are so sweet and they're not that difficult to do either !
Case in Point:
Hi Sweetheart,
I am sorry about getting into an argument about putting up the Christmas lights.
I guess that sometimes I feel like you are pushing me too hard when you want something.
I realize that I was wrong and I am apologizing for being such a hard-headed guy.
All I want is for you to be happy and be able to enjoy the holiday season.
Nothing brightens the Christmas spirit like Christmas lights!
I took the time to hang the lights for you today;
I am going to the golf course for a round.
Again, I am very sorry for the way I acted yesterday.
I'll be home later.
Love you,
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Hi Honey,
Thank you for that heart-felt apology.
I don't often get an apology from you, and I truly appreciate it.
I, too, felt bad about the argument and wanted to apologize.
I realize that I can sometimes be a little pushy.
I will try to respect your feelings from now on.
Thank you for taking the time to hang the Christmas lights for me.
It really means a lot.
In the spirit of giving, I washed your truck for you;
and now I am off to the mall.
I love you too!
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Originally Posted by MelloYello

Apologies are so sweet and they're not that difficult to do either !
Case in Point:
Hi Sweetheart,
I am sorry about getting into an argument about putting up the Christmas lights.
I guess that sometimes I feel like you are pushing me too hard when you want something.
I realize that I was wrong and I am apologizing for being such a hard-headed guy.
All I want is for you to be happy and be able to enjoy the holiday season.
Nothing brightens the Christmas spirit like Christmas lights!
I took the time to hang the lights for you today;
I am going to the golf course for a round.
Again, I am very sorry for the way I acted yesterday.
I'll be home later.
Love you,
v
v
v
v
v
v
v
v
v
v
v
v


Hi Honey,
Thank you for that heart-felt apology.
I don't often get an apology from you, and I truly appreciate it.
I, too, felt bad about the argument and wanted to apologize.
I realize that I can sometimes be a little pushy.
I will try to respect your feelings from now on.
Thank you for taking the time to hang the Christmas lights for me.
It really means a lot.
In the spirit of giving, I washed your truck for you;
and now I am off to the mall.
I love you too!
v
v
v
v
v
v
v
v
v
v
v
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v

it would have been so much nicer if she had hung it out to dry like this one

A large jet plane crashed on a farm in the middle of rural Kentucky .
Panic stricken, the local sheriff mobilized and descended on the farm in force.

By the time they got there, the aircraft was totally destroyed with
only a burned hull left smoldering in a tree line that bordered the
farm.

The sheriff and his men entered the smoking mess but could find no remains of anyone. They spotted the farmer plowing a field not too far away as if nothing had happened.

They hurried over to the man's tractor.

"Hank," the sheriff yelled, panting and out of breath. "Did you see this terrible accident happen?"

"Yep. Sure did," the farmer mumbled unconcerned, cutting off the tractor's engine.

"Do you realize that is Air Force One, the airplane of the President of the United States ?"

"Yep."

"Were there any survivors?"

"Nope. They's all kilt straight out," the farmer answered. "I done buried them all myself. Took me most of the morning."

"President Obama is dead?" the sheriff asked.

"Well," the farmer grumbled, restarting his tractor.
"He kept a-saying he wasn't... But you know how bad that sumbitch
lies...