on a lighter note

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a news paper reporter wanted to do a writeup on the attitudes and beliefs of some the churches across the country and he went out west to begin his study in california. went into the largest church he could find and immediately saw a golden phone on the ministers desk with a sign reading " talk to GOD " $ 10`000 a minute. the reporter said " rather high is`nt it " minister said " it`s a long way to heaven ". the reporter worked his way east and north and was met with similar results along the way. finally he came to alabama and the first church he came to was a little brown wooden structure yet still with the same golden phone as all the big churches , but the sign said " talk to GOD " .025 cents per minute . the writer said he has been to all the biggest churches in the country and all charge about the same $ 10`000 for talking to GOD . how can you folks in the south do it for 25 cents. the preacher proudly said . down here it`s a local call
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i`m not just stupid... i`m gross stupid .. thats like 144 times more than normal stupid