Thread: the Official CHR joke page duel

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TEXAS
BLONDES
Three Blondes were all applying
for the last available position on the Texas Highway Patrol.
The detective conducting the interview looked at the three
of them and said, 'So y'all want to be cops, huh?'
The blondes all nodded.
The detective got up, opened a file drawer and pulled out a folder.
Sitting back down, he opened it and pulled out a picture, and said,
'To be a detective, you have to be able to detect..
You must be able to notice things such as distinguishing features
and oddities such as scars and so forth.'

So saying, he stuck the photo in the face of the first blonde and
withdrew it after about two seconds.
Now,' he said, 'did you notice any distinguishing features about
this man?'

The blonde immediately said, 'Yes, I did. He has only one eye!'
The detective shook his head and said, 'Of course he has only
one eye in this picture! It's a profile of his face!
You're dismissed!'

The first blonde hung her head and walked out of the office.

The detective then turned to the second blonde, said, 'What about you?
Notice anything unusual or outstanding about this man?'
'Yes! He only has one ear!'

The detective put his head in his hands and exclaimed,
'Didn't you hear what I just told the other lady? This is a
profile of the man's face! Of course you can only see
one ear!! You're excused too!'
The second blonde sheepishly walked out of the office.

The detective turned his attention to the third and last
blonde and said, 'This is probably a waste of time, but...
'He flashed the photo in her face for a couple of seconds
and withdrew it, saying, 'All right, did you notice anything
distinguishing or unusual about this man?'

The blonde said, 'I sure did. This man wears contact lenses.'
The detective frowned, took another look at the picture
and began looking at some of the papers in the folder.
He looked up at the blonde with a puzzled expression and
said, 'You're absolutely right! His bio says he wears
contacts! How in the world could you tell that by looking
at his picture?'

Are you ready for this????




The blonde rolled her eyes and said,
'Well, Helloooo! With only one eye and one ear,
he certainly can't wear glasses.'

A French doctor says 'Medicine in my country is so advanced
that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.'

A German doctor says 'That is nothing; we can take a lung
out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in
four weeks.

The Russian doctor says 'In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in
another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks.'

An American doctor, not to be outdone, says 'You guys are
way behind. We recently took a man with no brains out of Illinois , put him in the White House, and now half the country is looking for work.'

Trucker's Breakfast...


A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. He said, 'I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards.'


The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook, 'This guy out there just ordered three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards..... What does he think this place is, an auto parts store?'



'No,' the cook said. 'Three flat tires ... mean three pancakes; a pair of headlights.. is two eggs sunny side up; and a pair of running boards.... are 2 slices of crisp bacon !



'Oh,... OK!' said the blonde. She thought about it for a moment and then spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer.



The trucker asked, 'What are the beans for Blondie?'



I LOVE THIS ONE.......... .






'She replied, 'I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires, headlights and running boards, you might as well gas up!





FOR ONCE THE BLONDE GETS EVEN!!!!!