A woman comes home and tells her husband, 'Remember those headaches I've
>
> been having all these years? Well, they're gone.'
>
> 'No more headaches?' the husband asks, 'What happened?'
>
> His wife replies, 'Margie referred me to a hypnotist. He told me to stand
>
> in front of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat -
>
> I do not have a headache,
>
> I do not have a headache,
>
> I do not have a headache.
>
> It Worked! The headaches are all gone.'
>
> The husband replies, 'Well, that is wonderful.'
>
> His wife then says, 'You know, you haven't been exactly a ball of fire in the
>
> bedroom these last few years. Why don't you go see the hypnotist and see
>
>if he
>
> can do anything for that?'
>
> The husband agrees to try it
>
> Following his appointment, the husband comes home, rips off his clothes,
>
>picks
>
> up his wife and carries her into the bedroom.
>
> He puts her on the bed and says, 'Don't move, I'll be right back.' He goes
>
> into the bathroom and comes back a few minutes later and jumps into bed
>
>and
>
> makes passionate love to his wife like never before.
>
> His wife says, 'Boy, that was wonderful!'
>
> The husband says, 'Don't move! I will be right back.' He goes back Into the
>
> bathroom, comes back and round two was even better than the first time.
>
> The wife sits up and her head is spinning.
>
> Her husband again says, 'Don't move, I'll be right back.' With that, He goes
>
> back in the bathroom.
>
> This time, his wife quietly follows him and there, in the bathroom she sees
>
> him standing at the mirror and saying,
>
>
> 'She's not my wife.
>
>
> She's not my wife.
>
>
> She's not my wife.'
>
>
> His funeral services will be held on Friday.