Two Italian men were sitting behind an elderly woman on a bus. "Emma come first," one of the men said to the other. "Denna I come. Two asses, they come together. I come again. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I comea one more time." "Alright," yells the lady. "I've had enough of your filthy mouths! Keep your trashy sex talk to yourselves!" "Hey, coola down, lady," the man said, "I no talk about sex. I tella my friend how to spella Mississippi."