So this Jewish guy goes to his rabbi and says, "Feh! Rabbi, I got this problem you wouldn't believe. All my life I've been a good Jew. My father was a good Jew. But my son, the schlep, he turns Christian. What is a good Jew to do?!?"

The Rabbi gets a thoughtful look and says, "Its a funny thing you should mention that, I got that same problem. We should go to the temple and ask the head rabbi."

So they walk to the temple and find the head rabbi.

"Rabbi", says the holy man, "Look at this man. All his life he's been a good Jew. His father was a good Jew. Me? I'm a rabbi! And my father was a good Jew. Both of our sons? You know what they went and did? They became Christians! What is a good Jew to do?!?"

The head rabbi gets a thoughtful look and says, "Its a funny thing you should mention that, I got the same problem. We should ask God."

The head rabbi goes up to the altar and intones, "God! Yaweh! Father of all fathers! We got this problem you wouldn't believe! Look at this man. All his life he's been a good Jew. His father was a good Jew. And here we have a rabbi, a good man, and a good Jew all of his life! He's a rabbi, for feshuggina's sake! And you know me! I'm a good Jew if there ever was one! But our sons? Our flesh and blood? They become Christians! WHAT IS A GOOD JEW TO DO?!?"


Lightning strikes the four corners of the temple. The clouds part, there is an angelic chorus, and this huge, awesome voice booms...


"Its a funny thing you should mention that, I got the same problem....."