Thread: the Official CHR joke page duel

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One night, a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible violations of the driving under the influance laws. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, and try his keys on five different carsbefore he found his. Then, sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes. Everyone left the bar and drove off. Finally, he started his engine and began to pull away.
The police officer was waiting for him. He stopped the driver, read him his rights and administered the breathalyzer test. The rusults showed a reading of 0.0. The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be. The driver replied. Tonight I'm the designated Decoy.

Joe and bill are out fishing and sipping beer while discussing football and NASCAR. All of a sudden Joe says," I think I'm gonna divorce my wife. She hasn't spoken to me in over 6 months." Bill sips his beer and says," You better think it over, women like that are hard to find".