Just before Christmas, Bill rang his son in England, and said; "Son, I know your mother and I have been married almost 50 years, but enough is enough, we're separating and getting a divorce."
Greatly shocked, his son said; "Hang on Dad, you can't do that, look, I'll ring my sister in Australia, we'll all fly home, and talk it through at a family conference. Just don't do anything too hasty."
Bill hung up the phone, turned to his much loved wife and said; "Well that's organised, the kids will be home for Christmas, and what's more they're paying their own air fares!"


Most accidents occur in the home, and men have to eat them.

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