Why did the chicken cross the road?
DR. SEUSS
Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes, The chicken crossed the road,
but why it crossed, I've not been told!
GRANDPA
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road.
Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that
was good enough for us.
JOHN LENNON
Imagine all the chickens crossing roads in peace.
VOLTAIRE
I may not agree with what the chicken did, but I will defend
to the death its right to do it.
SIGMUND FREUD
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed
the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
ALBERT EINSTEIN
Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move
beneath the chicken?
BILL CLINTON
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean
by chicken? Could you define chicken, please?
COLONEL SANDERS
Did I missed one?