Thread: Turn up the sound!

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Here are your 12 steps. Carry them with you at all times and remember Ralph Nader is with you always.

1. We admitted we were powerless over Horse Power ----- that our lives had become unmanageable.

2. Came to believe that Volkswagen could restore us to sanity.

3. Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of Greenies as we understood them.

4. Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of air polluting machines.

5. Admitted to the bartender, to ourselves and to another species the exact nature of our wrongs.

6. Were entirely ready to have Oprah remove all these defects of character.

7. Humbly asked her to remove our shortcomings.

8. Made a list of all persons we had "Raced", and became willing to make amends to them all.

9. Made direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would cause a grudge Race.

10. Continued to take personal inventory and when we were wrong deny it.

11. Sought through crochet and gardening to improve our conscious contact with Earth as we understood it, praying only for knowledge of proper herbicides and spices for us and the power to carry that out.

12. Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these Steps, we tried to carry this emission to others, and to practice these clean air policies in all our affairs.