SUVs should be illigal. People driving SUV, while half asleep at the wheel and trying to still rush to work should be arrested and given the electric chair

Anywhoo, I was driving to work minding my own business, going SLOW (thanks God) when this loonie driving a large SUV decided to drive ACROSS my lane (as in cross it at a 90 degree angle) and decide to do ZAT as I was 10 feet away. He simply forgot to look for oncoming traffic as he decided to take his 'oh so illegal and ever so STUPID' short cut.

ONCOMMING TRAFFIC BEING A 1932 FORD ROADSTER WITH BUICK DRUM BRAKES FROM 1940. Oh, and with a chick at the wheel.

Well, this chick has excellent reflexes so her foot hit the brake pedal in 0.0001 second and much to her surprise, she was to find out that her 1940 drum brake DO brake afterall. All 4 wheels came to a complete stop, but the Hiboy kept going...

As I heard the screetching sound of my tires as they skid across the last few miserable feet of asphalt that were still seperating me from the SUV WALL OF DEATH, all I could think in my head was:

OH NOOOOO MY ROADSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hiboy was now sliding a bit sideways and there was no way in hell I would have had time to pump the brake a second time to unblock the wheels, cause the SUV was only 4 feet away and I was almost already on him.

Ironically never did it cross my mind to fear for my own safety at all. ALL I could think about was HIBOY getting smashed into a stupid god darn SUV. And how twisted he woud look

Well, HIboy was smart enough to stop about a feet (or less?) from the SUV.
And the SUV then had ONE PISSED OFF HOTROD GIRL on his hands! To his defense I must say he was SO VERY SORRY, I could tell he felt really bad, especially because of the type of car he almost caused to crash. he immediately put his reverse and backed out of my lane (well thank you so very much!! )

Did I swear at him? Of course not, I am too much of a lady for that. But I did vehemently wave both my arms at him and yell:

JESUS CHRIST! WHAT IS WROOOOOONG WITH YOOOUUUUUU ???

Well, I was pretty shaken after that, so Hiboy and I really went SLLLLOOOOW to work. I was so grateful to be able to drive away in one piece, with not a single scratch on my baby. PSHHHHHT that was CLOSE.