Thread: My first encounter with the Highway Patrol

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Originally Posted by BigTruckDriver

because you dont have BOOBS They get extra special treatment .

I think we were all thinking the same thing, but you had the guts to say it.


Don

Things Not to Say to a Police Officer:

* I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
* Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
* Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
* Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
* Are You Andy or Barney?
* I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
* You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
* I pay your salary!
* Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
* Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
* I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
* When the Officer says "Gee Son...Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"

Originally Posted by Itoldyouso

Things Not to Say to a Police Officer:

* I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
* Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
* Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
* Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
* Are You Andy or Barney?
* I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
* You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
* I pay your salary!
* Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
* Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
* I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
* When the Officer says "Gee Son...Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"

*Since you pulled me over could you give me directions to the local doughnut shop?

*Is that bacon I smell?

I have actually said both of these to my police friends when I see them....LOL!

i have been pulled over just this summer. i didnt even see him around anywhere i was at stop light and when shit went green i went like H#!! so my tires broke loose a lil bit so i let off they prolly didnt even spin 6" but i got a reckless ticket. so when i got to the county building for my arraingment the prosecuter was very nice looking so i flurted i lil bit and she knocked down to a careless ticket. but i dont really under stand why breaking loose is a reckless though not like i was burning them for 200yrds or more or drag racing.


p.s i shouldnt have flurted either she prolly could have put me away since reckless in MI is felony

p.s i shouldnt have flurted either she prolly could have put me away since reckless in MI is felony[/quote]i did not know that i had mich finest said he could of hand me over one . he seen me dirt tracking on dry pavement 50 feet or so he was not happy with me

[/quote]i did not know that i had mich finest said he could of hand me over one . he seen me dirt tracking on dry pavement 50 feet or so he was not happy with me [/QUOTE]
yeah pat they frown really hard on that stuff. is there a spell check i really need 1!!!

Originally Posted by 383 chev

p.s i shouldnt have flurted either she prolly could have put me away since reckless in MI is felony

I have no sympathy for someone that can't even spell the word...."probably"

Originally Posted by FloydCotterpin

I have no sympathy for someone that can't even spell the word...."probably"

AND FOR SOMEONE TO JOIN A WEEK AGO AND START BANGIN PEOPLE ABOUT SPELLING IN A INFO FORUM.
GO GET 1 BRO!!!!

Originally Posted by 383 chev

AND FOR SOMEONE TO JOIN A WEEK AGO AND START BANGIN PEOPLE ABOUT SPELLING IN A INFO FORUM.
GO GET 1 BRO!!!!

It was a friggin' joke.......................so bite me. You come accross as you express yourself...............