My first encounter with the Highway Patrol

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01-25-2007, 06:06 PM
youther

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Originally Posted by Itoldyouso

Things Not to Say to a Police Officer:

* I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
* Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
* Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
* Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
* Are You Andy or Barney?
* I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
* You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
* I pay your salary!
* Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
* Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
* I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
* When the Officer says "Gee Son...Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"

*Since you pulled me over could you give me directions to the local doughnut shop?

*Is that bacon I smell?

I have actually said both of these to my police friends when I see them....LOL!
01-28-2007, 12:23 AM
383 chev

i have been pulled over just this summer. i didnt even see him around anywhere i was at stop light and when shit went green i went like H#!! so my tires broke loose a lil bit so i let off they prolly didnt even spin 6" but i got a reckless ticket. so when i got to the county building for my arraingment the prosecuter was very nice looking so i flurted i lil bit and she knocked down to a careless ticket. but i dont really under stand why breaking loose is a reckless though not like i was burning them for 200yrds or more or drag racing.

p.s i shouldnt have flurted either she prolly could have put me away since reckless in MI is felony
01-28-2007, 07:59 AM
pat mccarthy

p.s i shouldnt have flurted either she prolly could have put me away since reckless in MI is felony[/quote]i did not know that i had mich finest said he could of hand me over one . he seen me dirt tracking on dry pavement:whacked: 50 feet or so he was not happy with me :confused:
01-28-2007, 09:33 AM
FloydCotterpin

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Originally Posted by 383 chev

p.s i shouldnt have flurted either she prolly could have put me away since reckless in MI is felony

I have no sympathy for someone that can't even spell the word...."probably"
01-28-2007, 10:49 AM
383 chev

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Originally Posted by FloydCotterpin

I have no sympathy for someone that can't even spell the word...."probably"

AND FOR SOMEONE TO JOIN A WEEK AGO AND START BANGIN PEOPLE ABOUT SPELLING IN A INFO FORUM.
GO GET 1 BRO!!!!
01-28-2007, 10:58 AM
383 chev

[/quote]i did not know that i had mich finest said he could of hand me over one . he seen me dirt tracking on dry pavement:whacked: 50 feet or so he was not happy with me :confused:[/QUOTE]
yeah pat they frown really hard on that stuff. is there a spell check i really need 1!!!
01-28-2007, 11:24 AM
FloydCotterpin

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Originally Posted by 383 chev

AND FOR SOMEONE TO JOIN A WEEK AGO AND START BANGIN PEOPLE ABOUT SPELLING IN A INFO FORUM.
GO GET 1 BRO!!!!

It was a friggin' joke.......................so bite me. You come accross as you express yourself...............
01-28-2007, 01:25 PM
FMXhellraiser

You guys are talking as if every cop is out to get everyone. Just because someone is a cop doesn't mean that, they are all just like us and some like ricers, some like hot rods and bikes. My friends that are cops here in the city are all into hot rods and have a few themselves and are VERY cool. When I go by a cop or something I don't act all freaked out and NOT look at them or nothing, it doesn't bother me. They always stop me at the gas station and look at my 66 F100 all the time and they always say "man if only there were more of these old trucks and cars on the road". If I were a cop then I'd do the same thing because normally say that you not a cop and just driving around and you see a sweet hot rod. You can lay on your horn and stop them to look at it but if your a cop, just pull them over and check it out and hope they aren't pissed because you made them late for something.
01-28-2007, 02:41 PM
383 chev

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Originally Posted by FloydCotterpin

It was a friggin' joke.......................so bite me. You come accross as you express yourself...............

and u are proveing what then spellbound with the attitude
01-28-2007, 03:22 PM
pat mccarthy

hey 383 chev do not worry about spelling .i am not that hot. that is why i have a spelling ace .i would post more but it is a battle for me just to do the short post at times
01-28-2007, 03:46 PM
southerner

To quote one of our older members. ....... "none of us can spell a tinkers damn" :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
01-28-2007, 04:56 PM
Dave Severson

My last encounter with the South Dakota Highway Patrol was for doing 135 in a 55......Man, was it an ugly conversation!!!!!:LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
01-28-2007, 05:08 PM
facemelter

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Originally Posted by Dave Severson

My last encounter with the South Dakota Highway Patrol was for doing 135 in a 55......Man, was it an ugly conversation!!!!!

all i have to say is WOW lol. my buddy here had this sunfire and he thought he was invisible with his stock 4 banger, he went 110 or so in a 55 and got a 400 dollar ticket and his license got suspended. haha i just couldnt help but laugh my ass off at him
01-29-2007, 03:01 PM
383 chev

:LOL:

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Originally Posted by facemelter

all i have to say is WOW lol. my buddy here had this sunfire and he thought he was invisible with his stock 4 banger, he went 110 or so in a 55 and got a 400 dollar ticket and his license got suspended. haha i just couldnt help but laugh my ass off at him

i have had some encounters that i got very lucky with but for some reason when it happens to me it isnt funny:eek: . but when it happens to other people i know i laugh at them
01-29-2007, 03:45 PM
brianrupnow

Every damn place you go in Barrie now has a friggin school ---and the speed zone in front of the schools is 40KM/h (25 MPH). I got a ticket about 6 months ago for 55 in a 40 zone. I might have talked my way out of that one, but I was so seriously p&$ssed off that I told the cop "What the Hell's the matter with the stupid kids---they should stay off the road. Jeez, when I was a kid I walked a mile up a highway where the speed limit was 120 km/h and I never got ran over. My dad told me to stay out of the middle of the damned road!!!"---Cop wasn't buying it though---I still got the ticket.

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