Are you giving over 100%?

Subject: What Makes 100%?


This explains it all in a very clear manner.

Enjoy and learn.


What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over
100%.

How about achieving 103%?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
questions:

What makes up 100% in life?

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented
as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4 5 = 100%

....And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can then conclude with Mathematical certainty that:

While, Hard work and knowledge will get you close, And, Attitude will get you there, Bullshit and Ass kissing will put you over the top.

Guess I'm stuck on 103%, I fail miserably at sucking up and butt kissing !!!!!

I was laid off back in may.....was a service advisor at a Nissan dealership. 3 weeks later, they laid off the asst service manager, and a month after that, the service manager...and 3 weeks before me the shop foreman. They replaced the service manager, but all the other positions are no longer in existence.

SOO, the position of My Boss is filled by My Wife, and I think she rates me pretty highly!

Guess I need to start kissing some ass around school and work...

Hey Streets, I looked up Uncle Sam's will (www.hescrewedyou.gov) - yeah he left it to you ok! Somehing big referred to as the National Debt. Must be somethin' special about that as they keeps makin it bigger!

Well According to the math all I know how to do is give 100%, no more no less. I guess my dad taught me well.

I cannot even get 100%. There is an old saying "a man who supervisies another is good, but a man who can do the work right is better" Thus said, I have not had a problem with my higher aboves, and there is no way Im going to suck up to another (unless a really hot woman, but thats another story) and lying (aka: Bullshit)gets you nowhere. Damn, stuck at 98%

Oh, and by the way, the national debt could be paid into a range of five years if we recovered all of the money we loaned out. Figure this, we give out billions in foreign aid, we have loaned out trillions to other nations and we have the worlds largets national debt! Go fig! By the way, who is this FICA person? I swear, he gets nearly half my tax money!