I will be more of a Geezer from now on, ESPECIALLY when i get in my car.

Them damned coppers got me. 42 in a 25 ON AN ENTRANCE RAMP TO A HIWAY! Is there no justice??

I go 15 years no tickets, not a one, not even for parking. This past year i get one for speeding (deserved and overdue perhaps, but always unjust). i mean, i was just drivin' home after a hard days work. Then some college chippy hits my RX-7, totals it on it's 4th ride, and i get TWO tickets. Apparently i wasn't drivin' fast enough to get outta her way. She hits me, i get the tickets. Not deserved, and no justice here at all. I has to hire a liar to make sure the reckless driving gets tossed out. liar still cheaper than fine! Then today...local yokel, will fight it (of course) and prolly get it reduced and no points. Old cop, perhaps he'll have a stroke soon and miss the hearing. ($148 fine on this one folks. Avoid PA!)

I go 15 years without a ticket, and wham, bam , no thank you ma'am, this year i get bent over and not so much as a thank you!

SOOO, tomorrow, when you see me, i'll be the one 10 miles under the speed limit, with my turnsignal on 4 miles too soon, headlights always on, wipers too (just in case), i'll be sure to stop for 30 seconds at all stop signs and green lights.

I did better when i drove cars that screamed "PULL ME OVER I'M DANGEROUS"!