I am home for lunch and had to post this before it got away...

One of our "detail" guys said his Honda VTEC engine is "ported and relieved"...WHAT A JOKE!!! he probably couldn't tell me what it means if his life depended on it!

One of his yuppie friends probably did a lame bowl blend and charged him $500 for it, or better yet, his engine has probably never been apart and he's just faking it.