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talking about dogs, i stay in the dog house so much, when co. comes i don't know whether to smell their butt, or shake their hand. :CRY: :whacked: :LOL:

PURINA DIET
I was in Walmart buying a large bag of Purina for Lola and was in
line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog........ Duh!

I was feeling a bit crabby so on impulse, I...

happens to me all the time, dif. is i'm the one waiting. :whacked: :3dSMILE:

very well put RestoRod. I didn't get into much trouble at school, not because of the teacher, but because of what was gonna happen when I got home. :CRY:

that will piss the old bear off every time. :eek: :LOL:

A couple has a dog who has a horrible snoring problem
when it sleeps. The wife goes to the vet to see if he
can help. The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon
around the dog's testicles and he...

Subject: Selling
A young kid from Oklahoma moves to California and goes to a big
"everything under one roof" department store looking for a job.

The manager says, "Do you have any sales...

I have found your automotive expertise to be exquisite.



I wouldn't go as far as to say that, but there is no one on this board that has worked at it no harder than I have, where the...

You know what LT? I bet if we met in person we'd get along famously. How bout a beer?

we probably would, the beer sounds good, I need a rest from the fight. I'LL BUY!

you might as well dig in then, the only way you'll win this is if I die. well you might not have to waite to long, sense I already have one leg in the grave, but then again this could give me reason...

"Originally posted by Corvette64
How can you tell when a mechanic just had sex?"
you can tell, by the amount of grease your wife has on her panties when she gets home from the repair shop.
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"Originally posted by Corvette64
How can you tell when a mechanic just had sex?"

you can tell, by the amount of grease your wife has on her panties when she gets home from the repair shop. :eek:...

I didn't know you ever owned a "vett" Oldf100fordman, so it couldn't have been you. :cool:

Well, at least one is clean. I'm just wondering why you would be on an automotive forum, with such a low opinion of mechanics when you know most people here are or have been mechanics most of their...

I knew a guy one time that drove a Corvette, but was never quick of mind and long on stamina, bacause he walked around all day with his head stuck up his butt.

The senior center


The excitement was almost electric at the senior center as the guest hypnotist withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat. "I want you each to keep your eye on...

smart pigs!!!

Grass or Mud?

A farmer had five female pigs. Times were hard, so he decided to take them to the county fair and sell them. At the fair, he met another farmer who owned five male pigs.

After...

you're older than you think, you just don't know it yet. i found out Johnboy wan't much on hats. I wish I had a few of those old cars they drove around in. when I go passed Waltons Mountain I think...

http://cgi.ebay.com/1974-THE-WALTONS-8-mego-doll-JOHNBOY-WALTON-HAT_W0QQitemZ5618268667QQcategoryZ2387QQssPageNameZWD1VQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem


found you a hat John Boy :HMMM: :LOL:

i can get you a BOW TIE !!!!

i am old :CRY: i'll see if i can find you a hat. good nite Johnboy!

No, I live outside of Lynchburg, Va. on "Chandlers Mountain," which is about 3 hollers over from "Waltons Mountain." Nice part of the country.
http://www.waltonmuseum.org/

I forgot to say ...

johnboy,did you get your name from the "waltons mountains tv show"?

:LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: **)