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10-10-2019 03:10 PM
Thread: the Official CHR joke page duel
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I recently spent $6,500 on a young registered...
I recently spent $6,500 on a young registered Black Angus bull. I put him out with the herd, but he just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cow. I was beginning to think I had paid more for that...
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10-10-2019 02:39 PM
Thread: the Official CHR joke page duel
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Now that I'm older, here's what I've discovered:...
Now that I'm older, here's what I've discovered:
1. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
2. My wild oats are mostly enjoyed with prunes and all-bran.
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08-29-2019 01:48 PM
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Study shows BEER contains Female hormones!!
Yes, that's right, FEMALE hormones!
Last month, Montreal University and scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.
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09-22-2018 10:28 AM
Thread: the Official CHR joke page duel
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Chief 'Two Eagles' was asked by a white U.S....
Chief 'Two Eagles' was asked by a white U.S. government official, 'You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his technological advances. You've seen his progress, and the...
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09-21-2018 08:34 AM
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A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a...
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a burger and a beer. After his meal, he gets up, pulls out a Mac 10 and kills everyone in the bar except the bartender. As the bear heads for the...
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09-03-2018 01:48 PM
Thread: the Official CHR joke page duel
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Getting Old in Florida
Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch in Bonita Springs , doing nothing.
One lady turns and asks, 'Do you still get horny?'
The other replies, 'Oh sure I do.'
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08-31-2018 05:09 AM
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If you ever testify in court, you might wish you...
If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have
been as sharp as this policeman. He was being cross-examined
by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer
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08-19-2018 05:27 AM
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Two old guys were chatting..... One said to...
Two old guys were chatting.....
One said to the other:
"My 75th birthday was yesterday.
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06-09-2018 08:55 PM
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Johnny is playing at the curb with turpentine,...
Johnny is playing at the curb with turpentine, lighting it and watching it burn. Along comes Pastor Fuzz, he asks, what are you playing with Johnny? Turpentine answers Johnny. Oh, says the good...
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04-20-2018 05:04 AM
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"Shopping in Texas My grandpa would always tell...
"Shopping in Texas
My grandpa would always tell me that when he was growing up, in rural Texas, his momma would give him $1 and send him down to the store. He'd come back with 2 loaves of bread,... -
04-19-2018 05:33 AM
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An Alabama pastor said to his congregation,...
An Alabama pastor said to his congregation, "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot...
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04-13-2018 06:41 PM
Thread: the Official CHR joke page duel
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Chinese Sex While in China , a man is very...
Chinese Sex
While in China , a man is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the
time he is there.
A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to... -
04-06-2018 05:33 AM
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And the winners of supply alternate meanings for...
And the winners of supply alternate meanings for common words are:
1. Coffee, n. The person upon whom one coughs.
2. Flabbergasted, adj. Appalled by discovering how much weight one has gained. ... -
04-05-2018 08:03 PM
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Here are the winners of taking any word from the...
Here are the winners of taking any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supplying a new definition.
1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a... -
03-24-2018 08:33 AM
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One day a man decided to retire... He booked...
One day a man decided to retire...
He booked himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life, that is, until the ship sank.
He soon found himself on an island with no... -
03-19-2018 05:44 PM
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Paraprosdokians
Paraprosdokians are figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected & is frequently humorous. (Winston Churchill loved them).
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03-29-2017 02:42 PM
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Gynaecologist Assistant Job Opening A...
Gynaecologist Assistant Job Opening
A retired man went into the Job Center in downtown Denver, and saw a card advertising for a Gynaecologist's Assistant. Interested, he went in and asked the... -
03-20-2017 07:22 PM
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A Marine Colonel was about to start the morning...
A Marine Colonel was about to start the morning briefing to his staff,
While waiting for the coffee machine to finish brewing, the colonel decided to pose a question to all assembled.
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12-24-2016 10:51 AM
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T’was the night before Christmas and all through the garage
Not a creature was stirring, not even a Dodge;
The tires were hung by the chimney with care,
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12-22-2016 06:52 AM
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The night before Christmas
'Twas the night before Christmas, and out in the shed
sat a tired ol Model Eh; Its battery near dead;
its hinges all rusted; its doors wouldn't close
The seats and carpets looked like Good Will... -
09-04-2016 09:00 AM
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I was visiting my son and daughter-in-law last...
I was visiting my son and daughter-in-law last week
when I asked if I could please borrow a newspaper.
"This is the 21st century, old fart," my son said.
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08-02-2016 11:58 AM
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My Neighbour
She lives right across the street.
I can see her house from my living room.
I watched as she got home from work this evening.
I was surprised when she walked across the street
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07-28-2016 07:13 PM
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Do not mess with leroy!!!
A filthy rich Florida man decided that he wanted to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbors.
He also invited Leroy, the only Redneck in the neighborhood. He held the party... -
07-23-2016 07:48 PM
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You've got to love the Irish
Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said, 'Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place...
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07-17-2016 10:09 PM
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Adult Truths
1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die
2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
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Years ago some climbers were the first to get go the top of a mountain. They put up a flag and said "Here we are at the top of ???? "Hey what can we call it?" "We can't call it 'The Top', what can...
the Official CHR joke page duel