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    This Guy Walk In To This Bar And Sat Down And...

    This Guy Walk In To This Bar And Sat Down And Order A Beer He Notice That There Were Only Guys In The Bar He Ask The Old Lady Behind The Bar If This Was One Of Those Funny Kind Of Bars And She...
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    DDDaaammmm I never thought this thread would...

    DDDaaammmm I never thought this thread would never take off But I have been wrong many time before Oh Boy many times before anyway we wont go there , i guess I'll have to post some more jokes
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    another funny

    :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
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    A man and wife go to bed - He decides to...

    A man and wife go to bed -

    He decides to read a bit before he goes to sleep so he has his book and the light on, on his side of the bed -

    She is pretty tired so just lays down and closes her...
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    Man walks into the bedroom with a sheep under his...

    Man walks into the bedroom with a sheep under his arm, his wife is lying in bed reading.
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    Man says, "This is the pig I have sex with when you've got a headache!"
    >
    Wife replies, "I think you'll...
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    Oh Denny You Bad I Guess Thats What You Would...

    Oh Denny You Bad I Guess Thats What You Would Call A Surprise Yep Sure Would Be A Fart With A Lump In It Or In That Guys case A Cough with a lump :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: and tow'd He He He How True!! How...
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    Flat Tarr-Funny

    Flat Tarr-Funny

    There was this fellow from Arkansas, driving down I-30 South who had a flat tire.

    He pulled off on the side of the road, jumped out of his car, walked down the hillside and...
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    Subject: Post Office Job

    A guy goes to the U. S. Post Office to apply for a job.

    The interviewer asks him, "Have you been in the service?"

    "Yes" he says. "I was in Viet Nam for three years."

    The interviewer...
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    :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: ooo that smell

    :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: ooo that smell
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    :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:

    :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
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    jct you bad but I like it good one:LOL: :LOL:...

    jct you bad but I like it good one:LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :3dSMILE:
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    the blind wall mart clerk

    A woman goes into Wal-Mart to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's
    birthday.

    She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and

    goes over to the counter. A Wal-Mart associate is...
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    dinner

    >> >> >A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a
    >> particularly
    >> >> >dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of
    >> > dollars
    >> >> >for dinner....
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    Oh yeah ya gots ta love them rednecks:LOL: :LOL:...

    Oh yeah ya gots ta love them rednecks:LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
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    Oh I'm Never Any Good Until My First Cup Of Coffee

    Oh I'm Never Any Good Until My First Cup Of Coffee
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    does size matter

    say what you feel :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
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    Free Oranges

    > A young teenaged girl was a prostitute and, for obvious reasons, kept it a
    > secret from her grandma. One day, the police raided a brothel and arrested a
    > group of prostitutes, including the...
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    Dam Duane Your Going To Give Away All Our Secrets...

    Dam Duane Your Going To Give Away All Our Secrets :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
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    The Catholic Dog

    > The Catholic Dog
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    > Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for
    > company. One day the dog died, and Muldoon went to the parish priest and
    > asked, "Father, me dog is...
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    Ooo that smelll:LOL: :LOL: :LOL:

    Ooo that smelll:LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
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    he he he

    he he he
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    A frog approaches the teller in a bank. He can...

    A frog approaches the teller in a bank. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.

    "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."

    Patty looks at the frog...
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    Here Little Doggy Here Little Doggy Hey Ya Seen...

    Here Little Doggy Here Little Doggy Hey Ya Seen My little doggy Hes A Spotted Little Doggy With A Chip On His Shoulder:LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
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    Re: Here are some more

    No Doubt I Think If I Were To Do Something Like That I Would Be Singing Soprano And Would Have To Go To The Doctors To Get My Balls Out Of My Throat
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    I like it dang lawyer anyhow

    I like it dang lawyer anyhow
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