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    All true wisdom is found on T-shirts. If...

    All true wisdom is found on T-shirts.



    If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.

    I don't have a solution, but I do admire the problem.

    If a thing is worth doing, it would have been...
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    An old man had always wanted a pair of fancy...

    An old man had always wanted a pair of fancy cowboy boots so on a vacation out west he found a man who custom made him a pair of them.

    He came back to the hotel where he and his wife were staying...
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    As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom,...

    As Ben Franklin said:
    In wine there is wisdom,
    In beer there is freedom.
    In water there is bacteria.

    In a number of carefully controlled trails, Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1...
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    A duck hunter was out on the marsh when he...

    A duck hunter was out on the marsh when he decided to take a leak.

    He walked over to a tree and propped up his gun.

    Just then a gust of wind blew, the gun fell over, shooting him in the...
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    John visited his 90-year-old grandpa who lived...

    John visited his 90-year-old grandpa who lived way out in the country. On the first morning of the visit, John's grandpa prepared a breakfast of bacon and eggs. John noticed a film-like substance on...
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    An old joke Your Yearly Dementia Test (only 4...

    An old joke
    Your Yearly Dementia Test

    (only 4 questions)




    Yep, it's that time of year again for us to take our annual senior citizen test.
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    An atheist was seated next to a dusty old cowboy...

    An atheist was seated next to a dusty old cowboy on an airplane and he turned to him and said, “Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.”
    ...
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    I was in the bar with a friend, and we had had a...

    I was in the bar with a friend, and we had had a few. A couple of old drunks across the bar caught my attention, so I turned to my friend, and with a nod in the drunks' direction, told him "That's us...
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    Brother John entered the "Monastery of Silence"...

    Brother John entered the "Monastery of Silence" and the Abbott said,
    "Brother, this is a silent monastery; you are welcome here as long as you like, but you may not speak until I direct you to do...
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    A 7 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in...

    A 7 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom, " You know
    what?" says the 7 year old, " I think its about time we started swearing".
    The 4 year old nods his head in approval.
    "When...
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    An honest man was being tailgated by a stressed...

    An honest man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though...
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    Three Rednecks were working up on a cell phone...

    Three Rednecks were working up on a cell phone tower: Cooter, Bubba and Donnie. As they start their descent, Cooter slips, falls off the tower and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the...
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    Women and cats will do as they please, and men...

    Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. -Robert A. Heinlein
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    A man starts a new job and his wife welcomes him...

    A man starts a new job and his wife welcomes him home that evening:

    "Hello darling - how did it go?"

    "Oh so so," the man replied, "they're a bit of a funny bunch..."

    "How do you mean?" asked...
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    An old man is sitting on a park bench crying his...

    An old man is sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out. A young jogger
    comes by and asks him what is the matter.

    The old man says, "I'm a multimillionare, I have a great big house, the...
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    My wife had her driver's test the other day. She...

    My wife had her driver's test the other day.
    She got 8 out of 10.

    The other 2 guys jumped clear.
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    The wife said to me the other night, "I don't...

    The wife said to me the other night, "I don't remember when you last enjoyed sex"
    "I'm not surprised" I said, "You weren't there .
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    A truck driver stopped at a roadside diner for...

    A truck driver stopped at a roadside diner for lunch and ordered a cheeseburger, coffee and a slice of apple pie. As he was about to eat, three bikers walked in.

    One grabbed the trucker's...
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    A Sergeant and a General were sitting in the...

    A Sergeant and a General were sitting in the barber’s. They were both just getting to the end of their shaves, when the barbers reached for some after-shave to slap on their faces

    The General...
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    A gentleman is preparing to board a plane, when...

    A gentleman is preparing to board a plane, when he hears that the Pope is on the same flight. “This is exciting,” thinks the gentleman.
    “Perhaps I'll be able to see him in person.”
    Imagine his...
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    When I was young, I decided I wanted to be a...

    When I was young, I decided I wanted to be a doctor so I took the entrance exam to go to Medical School.

    One of the questions asked us to rearrange the letters PNEIS into the name of an important...
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    It was a small town and the patrolman was making...

    It was a small town and the patrolman was making his evening rounds.

    As he was checking a used car lot, he came upon two little old ladies sitting in a used car.

    He stopped and asked them why...
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    The guy who introduced spell check passed away,...

    The guy who introduced spell check passed away, his funnel is tomato.
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    A woman asks her husband in an agitated way,...

    A woman asks her husband in an agitated way, "You're not going to work? Why aren't you going to work?"
    he says "I don't feel like it. I'm going to lay in bed half the day then do whatever I want the...
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    Circle Flies An old farmer got pulled over by...

    Circle Flies

    An old farmer got pulled over by a young state trooper for speeding. The trooper, fresh on the job, decided to throw his weight around and started lecturing the farmer about his...
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