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03-01-2011 06:10 AM
Thread: the Official CHR joke page duel
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Little Red Wagon
A firefighter was working on the engine outside the Station, when he noticed
a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and
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05-09-2009 06:07 PM
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Irish Viagra
An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his advice in reviving her husband's libido.
'What about trying Viagra?' asked the doctor.
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03-17-2009 02:46 PM
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Happy St Patricks finale
A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church , enters a confessional booth, sits down, but says nothing.
The Priest coughs a few times to get his attention, but the drunk continues to sit there.
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03-17-2009 02:39 PM
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Happy St Patricks V
Mary Clancy goes up to Father O'Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she's in tears.
He says, 'So what's bothering you, Mary my dear?'
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03-17-2009 02:38 PM
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Happy St Patricks IV
Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner, as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her door.
'Brenda, may I come in?' he asks. 'I've somethin' to tell ya'.
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03-17-2009 02:36 PM
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Happy St Patricks III
An Irishman who had a little too much to drink is driving home from the city one night and, of course, his car is weaving violently all over the road.
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03-17-2009 02:34 PM
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Happy St Patricks II
Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like he'd just been run over by a train. His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut, and bruised, and he's walking with a limp.
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03-17-2009 02:33 PM
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Happy St Patricks
Six retired Irishmen were playing poker in O'Leary's apartment when Paddy Murphy loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest, and drops dead at the table. Showing respect for their fallen...
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03-10-2009 07:36 AM
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Staff firings
It has just been reported that the head gardener at the White House has been dismissed after 28 years of loyal service to many US presidents. When interviewed the gardener protested his innocence and...
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01-26-2009 08:55 AM
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Best of the year
A Somalian arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country,...
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01-15-2009 04:22 PM
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Jehovah's Witness Deterrent
Jehovah's Witness Deterrent
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01-09-2009 08:10 AM
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Gynecological Plastic Surgery
A sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were too loose and floppy. Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a...
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01-08-2009 05:07 PM
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Circle flies
A farmer got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding, and the trooper started to lecture the farmer about his speed, and in general began to throw his weight around to try to make the farmer...
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01-08-2009 06:14 AM
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Too lonely
A fellow checked into a hotel on a business trip recently and was a bit lonely so he thought he'd get one of those girls you see advertised in the phone book under 'Escorts and Massages'.
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01-05-2009 10:52 AM
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Blonde at School
A girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mommy,
Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all
the other kids could only count to four, but I counted
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01-05-2009 10:48 AM
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Three friends...
...from the local congregation were asked, 'When you're in your casket, and friends and congregation members are mourning over you, what would you like them to say?'
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12-09-2008 07:44 PM
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Don't forget about the built-in washer...if...
Don't forget about the built-in washer...if you're brave enough to use it. :whacked:
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12-09-2008 06:35 AM
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Two blond girls
...were working for the city public works department. One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind her and fill the hole in. They worked up one side of the street, then down the other, then...
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12-06-2008 06:27 PM
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Voted Best Joke in Australia
Charlie walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says "Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache. "
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11-26-2008 05:21 AM
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Dear Abby
I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice. I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. I've witnessed the usual signals; the phone rings, but if I...
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11-25-2008 05:37 AM
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Fox hunting picture
Fox hunting picture
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11-24-2008 02:52 PM
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First Christmas funny
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
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11-23-2008 07:54 PM
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deep snow trouble
deep snow trouble
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11-21-2008 10:19 AM
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My point exactly
An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly
check-up...
The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the
86-year-old said ,'Things are great and I've never felt better.'
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11-20-2008 02:02 PM
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Before I die
Morris returns from the doctor and tells his wife that
the doctor has told him that he has only 24 hours to live.
Given the prognosis, Morris asks his wife for sex.
Naturally, she agrees, so...
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What a cool old car. I’m glad it will still be near you, and taken care of.
57 Plymouth