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01-11-2016 11:42 AM
Thread: the Official CHR joke page duel
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For those with an Iphone, type in Lardass and see...
For those with an Iphone, type in Lardass and see what the auto correction is.....Your welcome!!
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01-11-2016 11:40 AM
Thread: the Official CHR joke page duel
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09-24-2015 11:34 AM
Thread: the Official CHR joke page duel
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lawn mower and electric fences We have the...
lawn mower and electric fences
We have the standard 6 ft. fence in the backyard, and a few months ago, I heard about burglaries increasing dramatically in the entire city. To make sure this never... -
07-15-2015 09:43 AM
Thread: the Official CHR joke page duel
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64070 When you just don't have the time to make...
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When you just don't have the time to make your lunch!! -
06-23-2015 06:44 AM
Thread: the Official CHR joke page duel
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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his...
A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom.
First he goes to rent a tux, but there’s a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever.
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06-23-2015 06:43 AM
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Sex On Mars The year is 2222 and Charlie and...
Sex On Mars
The year is 2222 and Charlie and Maureen land on Mars after accumulating
enough Frequent Flier miles.
They meet a Martian couple and are talking about all sorts of things.
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05-12-2015 02:27 PM
Thread: the Official CHR joke page duel
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A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for...
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my gosh! You're cooking too many...
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03-25-2015 04:28 PM
Thread: the Official CHR joke page duel
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Woman Sends Email Complaining to Tech Support. ...
Woman Sends Email Complaining to Tech Support.
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance... -
12-12-2014 06:53 AM
Thread: the Official CHR joke page duel
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11-06-2014 08:57 AM
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A church's bell ringer passed away. The church...
A church's bell ringer passed away.
The church posted the job opening in the local newspaper's classified ads and a man came in with no arms wanting the job.
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10-23-2014 05:07 PM
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The Golfer's Confession A man goes to the...
The Golfer's Confession
A man goes to the confessional. "Forgive me father, for I have sinned."
"What is your sin, my child?" The priest asks back.
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10-20-2014 03:43 PM
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Differences Between You And Your Boss If you...
Differences Between You And Your Boss
If you take a long time, you're slow.
BUT if your boss takes a long time, he's thorough.
If you don't do it, you're lazy.
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09-26-2014 01:50 PM
Thread: the Official CHR joke page duel
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08-26-2014 04:55 PM
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61929 That's right!!
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08-25-2014 04:05 PM
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My friend asked me, "Why are you getting a...
My friend asked me, "Why are you getting a divorce?"
I responded, "My wife wasn't home the entire night and in the morning she said she spent the night at her sister's house."
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08-21-2014 11:51 AM
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Dinner Tom was invited to his friend’s house for...
Dinner
Tom was invited to his friend’s house for dinner.
He found that his buddy called his wife every cute name in the book:
honey, darling, sweetheart, pumpkin, and baby.
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07-18-2014 06:30 AM
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Q: What do you get when you cross a donkey and an...
Q: What do you get when you cross a donkey and an onion?
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07-11-2014 02:54 PM
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Speaking of work . . . We got this letter today...
Speaking of work . . .
We got this letter today
Revisions are as follows:
SICK DAYS:
We will no longer accept a doctor statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor,... -
07-08-2014 03:45 PM
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INTERESTING STUFF In the 1400's a law was...
INTERESTING STUFF
In the 1400's a law was set forth in England
that a man was allowed to beat his wife
with a stick no thicker than his thumb.
Hence we have 'the rule of thumb'
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07-08-2014 01:30 PM
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What do you call a hooker with a runny nose?? /...
What do you call a hooker with a runny nose??
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06-11-2014 01:37 PM
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Wife: "I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"...
Wife: "I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"
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06-11-2014 10:54 AM
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An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had...
An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time.
Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married.
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06-11-2014 09:52 AM
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The Purina Diet I have a dog & I was buying a...
The Purina Diet
I have a dog & I was buying a large bag of Purina at ASDA and was in line to check out.
A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The... -
05-08-2014 07:43 AM
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05-07-2014 08:23 AM
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Truck with ADD!!
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I met my wife at a singles dance. I was quite surprised, as I thought she was at home with the kids.
the Official CHR joke page duel