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An elderly Father is visiting his Son in prison and tells him that he's just not in good enuff shape to cultivate the garden and plant potatoes this year.

His son tells him not to bother that...

Did my Laundry today

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Wooohooo!!!
Just found $12.86 and a hat outside the train station.
I thought some guy was going to pick them up but he seemed more interested in playing his guitar. :eek:

My good friend, machinist, fabricator and mechanic is a Cossack member and he said that their Chapter in DFW knew about the CoC (Confederation of Clubs). They also knew that the Bandidos would be...

Texas Cycle Gangs Clash !

Texas cycling gangs clash, leaving nine critically offended

One of the late great B B King's favorite jokes to tell onstage.

By his own admission, B.B. loved the ladies, in his younger years he had many ladies in his life. One gal entered his life, fell...

A drunk is staggering down Bourbon Street after the Bars have all closed and he hears a "Lady of the Evening" (er early morning), on the balcony above say to him.

"Hey big boy, why don't you come...

Everyone is talking about the possibility of Cannabis being legalized.
Talk on the street indicates that Willie Nelson might even start his own Retail Bizz.
One News reporter said this:
"If you...

A tough old cowboy from West Texas counseled his granddaughter that if she wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gun powder on her oatmeal every morning. The granddaughter...

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Not so Professional Sports ?

1. Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model:"I wan' all dem kids to do
what I do, to look up to me. I wan' all the kids to copulate me.”

2. ...

A guy, who was not feeling well, went to the hospital to have tests run.

Two days later, he received a call to get to the hospital as fast as he could and NOT to have contact with anyone.

Upon...

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A young blonde girl in her late teens, wanting to earn some extra money for
the summer, decided to hire herself out as a "handy woman" and started
canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood.
...

Can anyone relate to this one? GRRRRRRRRRRR

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"Hilarious" IMHO

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How to open a Beer with a Banana !

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We had a power outage at my place this morning and my PC, laptop, TV, DVD, iPad & my new surround sound music system were all shut down.

Then I discovered that my iPhone battery was flat and to...

An Engineer finds a note that his wife left him that morning.
"The Shepherd's Pie needs to be taken out of the Frig and put in the Oven at 140 degrees."...

hahahaha I know, a waste of cut and paste, eh?

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, an Indian, several Americans (including a Hawaiian and an Alaskan), an Argentinean, a Dane, an Australian, a Slovak,...

Extensive Surveys have proven beyond a doubt that women who are over weight live longer than me who mention it.

Another boat intercepted off the Texas coast.

The Navy intercepted a boatload of people off the Texas coast today.

This placed the Navy in an awkward position as the boat was not heading to...

Just plain funny !

Ravenstoke Alaska