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An avid golfer was involved in a terrible car crash and was rushed to the hospital.
Just before he was put under, the surgeon popped in to see him. "I have some good news and some bad news," says...

What is meant by the modern term referred to as ‘POLITICAL CORRECTNESS’..

The definition is found in 4 telegrams at the Truman Library and Museum in Independence, Missouri.
The following are...

Mick and Paddy had promised their uncle Seamus, who had been a seafaring gent all his life, to bury him at sea when he died. Of course, in due time, he did pass away and the boys kept their promise....

A rather ‘frustrated’ woman went to the supermarket to try to take her mind off her overly erotic thoughts.

As she moved through the aisles she saw bananas and apples and so many things that made...

I called an old school friend and asked what he was doing.
He replied that he was working on "Aqua-thermal treatment of ceramics, aluminium and steel in a constrained environment."

I was...

A guy stuck his head into a barber shop and asked,

'How long before I can get a haircut?

The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, 'About 2 hours. The guy left.

A few...

She wanted to serve her guests mushroom-smothered steak, But she had no mushrooms and no time to buy them.

Her husband suggested, "Why don't you go pick some of the mushrooms that are growing wild...

Ed and Ted were standing at the urinals in a public lavatory when Ed glanced over and noticed that Ted's penis was twisted like a corkscrew. "Blimey," Ed said. "I've never seen one like that before!"...

Homework Assignment


The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came for the little kids to give...

The ears have it:

A young man moved into a new flat of his own and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox.

While there, an attractive young lady came out of the flat next to the...

Rye Bread


Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park bench one morning.

The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog...

A POEM TO WHICH WE CAN RELATE:

I remember the corned beef of my childhood,

And the bread that we cut with a knife,

When the Children helped with the housework,

And the men went to work...

An old lady went into a bar in Ibiza and saw a man with his feet propped upon a table.

He had the biggest boots she'd ever seen.

The old woman asked the man if it's true what they say about men...

A Retired Person's Perspective:

1. I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people. I'm just saying let's remove all the warning labels and let the problem work itself out.


2. I...

Did you hear about the fat, alcoholic transvestite - All he wanted to do was eat, drink and be Mary.

I got invited to a party and was told to dress to kill. Apparently a turban, beard and a...

STORY OF 2 BEGGARS…
This is how you can get rich….
Hasam and Habib are street beggars. They beg in different areas of London.
Habib begs just as long as Hasam but only collects £2 to £3 every day....

Confucius says:

Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.

Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent.

Squirrel who runs up woman's leg will not find nuts.

Man who...

Tiger Woods turns to Stevie Wonder and says, "How's the singing career going?"

Stevie replies, "Not too bad. How's the golf?"

Woods replies, "Not too bad, I've had some problems with my swing,...

If you are female and reading this article then just realize the value of a man; and if male, then feel proud after reading it!

"One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a...

God said, "Adam, I want you to do something for Me."

Adam said, "Gladly, Lord, what do You want me to do?"

God said, "Go down into that valley."

Adam said, "What's a valley?"

God...

A Plumber (The Royalty of all Trades) dies in a car accident on his 50th birthday and finds himself at the Pearly Gates..
A brass band is playing, the angels are singing a beautiful hymn, there is a...

This is only a joke..

RABBITS:

Leading drug companies have announced that live rabbits will no longer be used in scientific experiments.
Muslims will now be used instead.
A top scientist has...

My apologies to the over sensitive, will remove.

Removing..

Ah, is that because you are classed in the old geezer camp Robin :-)