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An old hillbilly farmer had a wife who nagged him unmercifully. From morning till night (and sometimes later), she was always complaining about something. The only...

Toooooo funny Fitz!!!:LOL:...CR

HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM


1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo...

George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell. While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.
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Wow!.. They're not rednecks, just STUPID! **)Glad the dog made out OK!..CR

That's funny!:D:D..especially Dorothy!!!.CR

Fitzwilly, you ain't right!!!:LOL:...CR:3dSMILE:

A Texas millionaire had fallen ill. The doctors consulted did not seem to understand what ailed him. The millionaire let it be known that any doctor who could heal him could have whatever he desired....

An old farmer is sitting on his porch when a young kid walks by with a big length of chicken wire under his arm.

The farmer asks, "Where you goin and whats that under your arm boy?"

The boy...